If I be a hippo I wouldn’t have to worry about all the mud that is slung across to me. because we hippos like to roll around in mud you know. Ever heard of a delicate hippo with skin allergies and skin that is easily susceptible to damage? What happened to divine design? I demand [...]
Jokicide happened.
The new coinage “jokicide[1]” will be explained with said example:
Pom’s status message on gtalk read – Want to have coffee with P. So bored me responds saying “what are you a modern coffee loving version of Morarji Desai?[2]” he doesn’t get it. He says, why and how come. I say coffee with P(ee) it seems. [...]
Lolita,Layoffs lalalalala
We are glad that phankee girl and muzz will not be made to slip on the pink but have been shifted to another department with odd work hours. Lolita who got laid usually by the faggot (yeah speculation but you wouldn’t know better, now would you?) got laid -off. Note to all [...]
Nine months
I guess the gestation period is over and I find myself stuck in the birth canal waiting for the final push. It shows no signs of coming with the complications like recession in the picture. Will all my dreams and aspiration be DOA? Till then am stuck in a limbo- waiting to be born, waiting [...]
Cesspool? Whirlpool? And the sinking ship…
There are packed bags in my room that have been sitting idly for 3 whole weeks. I don’t have the energy to unpack with uncertainty looming large overhead. I may have to pack it all up and leave. Where am I headed? I don’t know; it could be a new city, it could be anywhere [...]
Us, with the boring lives?
Friday morning is my Monday morning. That’s the day that I have to get up earlier than the other days, to go catch a first day first show of an obscure movie, all alone, with only coochie-cooing couples for company. Seriously, 9 in the morning at a theatre, where do these kids get the energy [...]
