Are fish sexy? Sure mermaids are sexy. But what about them other fish in the sea? We plan to make them sexy too. We are for reservations in sexy for all those deadly sharks and them powerful whales. Whales are beautiful and powerful. We can surely rock the boat or a whole ship. And them [...]
Jokicide happened.
The new coinage “jokicide[1]” will be explained with said example:
Pom’s status message on gtalk read – Want to have coffee with P. So bored me responds saying “what are you a modern coffee loving version of Morarji Desai?[2]” he doesn’t get it. He says, why and how come. I say coffee with P(ee) it seems. [...]
Lolita,Layoffs lalalalala
We are glad that phankee girl and muzz will not be made to slip on the pink but have been shifted to another department with odd work hours. Lolita who got laid usually by the faggot (yeah speculation but you wouldn’t know better, now would you?) got laid -off. Note to all [...]
When horny met despo?
I don’t have the permission from all parties who were involved in this text conversation to post this but I am bored – so here it is! I will however promise to put down the text as it was and will not edit – just wont drop names. Hurray to cloak of anonymity!
This [...]
Notes from the wee hours of 2009:
I am very cynical about human relationships friendships but I think I have finally found relationships friendships that I’d like to keep for a lifetime…
It was the best new years I have had in while, so what if we were just at home?
This is the more mature new years I have had in a while [...]
Us, with the boring lives?
Friday morning is my Monday morning. That’s the day that I have to get up earlier than the other days, to go catch a first day first show of an obscure movie, all alone, with only coochie-cooing couples for company. Seriously, 9 in the morning at a theatre, where do these kids get the energy [...]
