Fish and hips

Are fish sexy? Sure mermaids are sexy. But what about them other fish in the sea? We plan to make them sexy too. We are for reservations in sexy for all those deadly sharks and them powerful whales. Whales are beautiful and powerful. We can surely rock the boat or a whole ship. And them [...]

Jokicide happened.

The new coinage “jokicide[1]” will be explained with said example:
Pom’s status message on gtalk read – Want to have coffee with P. So bored me responds saying “what are you a modern coffee loving version of Morarji Desai?[2]” he doesn’t get it. He says, why and how come. I say coffee with P(ee) it seems. [...]

No room for improvement!

The main reason I resent lissano and emo atyacharjee, next door is because they have a bigger room; we fucking pay the same rent. Not fair I say. I don’t know you, I don’t want to know you – I don’t want to be friends with you just because you are my flatmates. And you [...]

One jealousy supreme coming right up!

We have given up our usual bouts of the blues for the greens lately. I still sulk but deep within me there is a nasty green brew stirring and it is ghastly.
The brat, who usually manages photos that are cute, fun and playful – has a new avatar. She manages to look elegant in her [...]

When horny met despo?

I don’t have the permission from all parties who were involved in this text conversation to post this but I am bored – so here it is! I will however promise to put down the text as it was and will not edit – just wont drop names. Hurray to cloak of anonymity!
This [...]

Notes from the wee hours of 2009:

I am very cynical about human relationships friendships but I think I have finally found relationships friendships that I’d like to keep for a lifetime…
It was the best new years I have had in while, so what if we were just at home?

This is the more mature new years I have had in a while [...]