We are glad that phankee girl and muzz will not be made to slip on the pink but have been shifted to another department with odd work hours. Lolita who got laid usually by the faggot (yeah speculation but you wouldn’t know better, now would you?) got laid -off. Note to all office sluts/ kittens – in the times of recession you need to do more than play coochie-coo with the higher-ups. The extra perks are considered unnecessary in times like these so you need to do more than just look pretty (make that slutty) and show up for work.
Lolita has landed a job at a very prestigious British news organization; we can’t believe it for she can’t do much and thought that Victoria was a prominent writer in the Victorian era. So much for her British. So the bets are on for how many people she had to get through (or under) to land the ever so envious post or may they were hiring for the post of office slut. Yes, many here will giver her letters of recommendations and will praise her services in that department.
The other day we were eating ice-cream to nullify the after effects of the previous night’s revelery. ( apparently Mr. Orange Smirnoff and Old Monk don’t get along). There I was innocently enjoying the ice-cream on an extremely uneventful V-day and Lolita treads by and makes herself a little too comfy on one of the chairs. Lolita suddenly sits there and does a Sharon Stone from basic instinct and we were flashed! We got caught in the accidental cross-fire- it was intended for a male colleague who was with us. Can I sue for sexual harassment? I was flashed by the kitten and that too on V-day. Argh.
The same day we were informed of phankee’s and muzz’s transfer tour section of the zoo, we received a letter from one of the other people who had been laid off – romeo, was a real nice guy- everybody thought so and his supposed fuck you all – I got a job at a better paper mail sounded sickengly sweet. He said the whole paper was great and kept saying jai ho *insert name of the paper*. I was one of the few people who sensed some sarcasm in the mail as he signed with his new designation and the name of the paper that he was working at, this ensured a chain re-action at the zoo-esk- his luber, silk smitha, went on leave indefinitely and her friend pink tart quit because she’s getting married or whatever. Pink tart quitting was a surprise because she was the maggot and the faggot’s pet. A shake of that pink posterior of hers and she got anything she wanted and hence muzz and phankee were transfered saved from the axe by this chain reaction of events.
P.S: I am blogging because I now will have to take care of the blogging feature at work – so i decided to give my poor neglected blog some loving.
( this was typed ages ago- just posting it now)
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