We tag on

I was tagged by Purely Narcotic- so here it goes. Thought of Led Zeppelin or The Beatles- but Alice in Chains was interesting indeed. Thanks for the suggestion Narco I would have a hard time picking up one band.
Instructions read Using only song *titles* from one artist, cleverly answer these questions
Pick a band/artist: Alice in [...]

Manufacturing defect

If I be a hippo I wouldn’t have to worry about all the mud that is slung across to me. because we hippos like to roll around in mud you know. Ever heard of a delicate hippo with skin allergies and skin that is easily susceptible to damage? What happened to divine design? I demand [...]

On staying away

Why does one need to assert their superiority to anyone, when nobody is contesting it? What happened to being open- minded and respecting other people’s views- however dumb or incoherent they may sound to you?
Maybe, its insecurity. I am guilty of doing that too but that’s all water under the bridge now.
Nice matters you [...]

Fish and hips

Are fish sexy? Sure mermaids are sexy. But what about them other fish in the sea? We plan to make them sexy too. We are for reservations in sexy for all those deadly sharks and them powerful whales. Whales are beautiful and powerful. We can surely rock the boat or a whole ship. And them [...]

Jokicide happened.

The new coinage “jokicide[1]” will be explained with said example:
Pom’s status message on gtalk read – Want to have coffee with P. So bored me responds saying “what are you a modern coffee loving version of Morarji Desai?[2]” he doesn’t get it. He says, why and how come. I say coffee with P(ee) it seems. [...]

No room for improvement!

The main reason I resent lissano and emo atyacharjee, next door is because they have a bigger room; we fucking pay the same rent. Not fair I say. I don’t know you, I don’t want to know you – I don’t want to be friends with you just because you are my flatmates. And you [...]

One jealousy supreme coming right up!

We have given up our usual bouts of the blues for the greens lately. I still sulk but deep within me there is a nasty green brew stirring and it is ghastly.
The brat, who usually manages photos that are cute, fun and playful – has a new avatar. She manages to look elegant in her [...]

Lolita,Layoffs lalalalala

We are glad that phankee girl and muzz will not be made to slip on the pink but have been shifted to another department with odd work hours. Lolita who got laid usually by the faggot (yeah speculation but you wouldn’t know better, now would you?) got laid -off. Note to all [...]

Nine months

I guess the gestation period is over and I find myself stuck in the birth canal waiting for the final push. It shows no signs of coming with the complications like recession in the picture. Will all my dreams and aspiration be DOA? Till then am stuck in a limbo- waiting to be born, waiting [...]