I don’t have the permission from all parties who were involved in this text conversation to post this but I am bored – so here it is! I will however promise to put down the text as it was and will not edit – just wont drop names. Hurray to cloak of anonymity!
This is a conversation between Giggly Stud and the Bitch:
Giggly Stud: Ola… How’s Luck By Chance?
Bitch: The story sounds decent but I haven’t got the review, yet. Ola? Is that retard for hello? 
Where do you learn these words from, boy?
Giggly Stud: hehehehehe ya.. and Ola is my word too 
its patented fat lil bitch lol
Bitch: Ola is Mexican, So I guess someone was watching Mexican porn- that where you picked it from right? And how can I be both fat and little? You dumbass 
Giggly Stud: Hahhahahaha .. That’s a double whammy : ) LOL talking about porn how many pounds have you lost so that I can pound you : )
Bitch: I will pound you instead, I am very good at boxing! Lost a few pounds unhealthily though! Now, will go slow. What you been upto to lately?
Giggly Stud: Heh : ) Ya I don’t mind you pounding me or otherwise it’s the same .. LOL : ) become like your lil sis then I’ll pound you…
Anyways been up to nothing much.. just studying, getting some stuff published in some international journals so was working on that
Bitch: my sis is a stick and I have curves! So phew I can never be that so you wont pound me busy? You’re not replying on Gtalk, so ok then will insult/bug ya later Ciao
Giggly Stud: hehehehe : ) curves are good, flab is not LOL LOL pound you I will.. just lose enough
Shit! What did you send on Gtalk? My bro is using my laptop LOL : )
Bitch: I just asked how your BF was and asked about your sex life and also asked if you told you told your folks about being gay. Bwhahahah now I can blackmail you, hmm what do I type next?
Giggly Stud: Bitch! You nasty lil whore : ) Why are you doing this LOL : )
Bitch : just you’re all talk and what are you gonna pound me for? Going to a bar and drinking?
Giggly Stud: no : ) pound you elsewhere with something else LOL LOL : )
Bitch: sorry but you can’t pound me – I am not into bestiality
Giggly Stud: Hehehehe , me neither that’s why I want you to lose weight I don’t do hippos
Bitch: on the other hand nothing can change your monkey/ donkey status you can hope to evolve in the next 1000 years or so but even that’s not certain
Giggly Stud: LOL : ) ok.. anyways fat ass me gonna go now : ) tata study time
Any observations about the two specimens? Please free to let the author of this blog know… and about the identity of the people involved in this conversation – no comments!
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Random comment, but I know this one couple who’re ref to as ‘Horny and Porny’ behind their backs. For obvious reasons.
Yeah, I know a couple who I’d like to call that
And the people involved in this convo are not a couple they are two very bored individuals- who SMS each other to get through the day.